Robin wants to befriend young Spaniards. He is an internet robot created by the Spanish Health Ministry and Microsoft and his job is to respond to queries about sex, alcohol and health problems in general. Unfortunately, he’s having trouble understanding Spanish.  
  El País reports today how it tested him with a couple of questions. Why was it bad to drink too much alcohol? Robin got that right. Then he was asked “How can I avoid Aids?” Robin’s answer: look into the possibility of an abortion.